A new legend begins this very moment…
I drew the best horse. The finest horse. The ultimate example of horse
actuallyahedgehog said: isn’t that a nazi salute
not in this house it ain’t, boy.
can i just not go to work and roll around in my blankets instead tonight i’m too happy to work what the fuck is this i need to be grumpy and agitated.
Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know
Finally realized who Healy reminded me of.
This comic is about how there are two sides to every story.
A guy insulting his ex to “compliment” you is always a red flag.
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.
I’m in on this feud and I have chosen my side.
MARA WILSON, YOU HAVE MY SWORD.
And my bow.
AND MY AXE.
I need to stop answering asks on my phone because I wanna use like 10 gifs of high fives but I can’t.